I think I just caught ‘A-W-K-W-A-R-D’…

8 06 2007

No caption necessary.  enjoy!


Welcome my sweet ass to the fold!

30 05 2007

Well, thank you Ian for allowing me to contribute to this here ‘retarded comedy blog’. And by ‘retarded comedy blog’ I simply mean ‘ a comedy blog that can do anything’. BUT, by simply adding an “io” (or comparable latin suffix) to the end of words and rearranging order, we apparently get a hierarchal social status shift. It becomes less about one’s lack of mental accuity and larger forhead and more about legitimate content. It also makes it okay to make fun of those who are less fortunate than others. Let’s try it, shall we?

‘Republican Fucktard’ is now: Fucktardio Republicanus

‘Orca Fat’ is now: Fatio Orcalus

‘Donkey Punch’ is now: Rebeccus Favoritus

You get the idea. Phrases normally reserved for private conversations between 2+ consenting adults (or rascally tweens) can now be used safely in public settings where some sensitive (read Christianus) ears may be present. And yes, it is no coincidence that the latin translation of Christian and Republican has “anus” in them (good eye, Ian!). GO LATIN!