LOLtech — The Packer

Greg Packer. The line sitter guy. He’s first in line for the iPhone in New York. I think I almost sharted when i saw these photoshop jobbies of him over at Gizmodo HERE!

Brenda Dickenson is fucktarded

The original version…

Here’s the redubbed version…

I think I just caught ‘A-W-K-W-A-R-D’…

No caption necessary.  enjoy!

Silly Handi-Abled person!

So this wheelchair user got his chair lodged in the grill of the semi-truck behind him then got carted down the freeway at 50mph for 4 miles. WTF!? are you KIDDING ME!? So many questions come to mind…

1.) How was he lodged so perfectly into the front of a semi

2.) Does he even realize how fucking FUN this would be?

3.) Is Optimus Prime as cool in person as he is in the interviews?

Click the photo for the article…

World, meet Herion Paul. Herion Paul, meet World.

This is a photo from the American Idol Finale Party I attended down in LA. Heroin Paul wouldn’t leave us alone. I thought that I’d share him with you all…

Would this classify as Hot Chicks with Douchebags worthy? I think so.

Welcome my sweet ass to the fold!

Well, thank you Ian for allowing me to contribute to this here ‘retarded comedy blog’. And by ‘retarded comedy blog’ I simply mean ‘ a comedy blog that can do anything’. BUT, by simply adding an “io” (or comparable latin suffix) to the end of words and rearranging order, we apparently get a hierarchal social status shift. It becomes less about one’s lack of mental accuity and larger forhead and more about legitimate content. It also makes it okay to make fun of those who are less fortunate than others. Let’s try it, shall we?

‘Republican Fucktard’ is now: Fucktardio Republicanus

‘Orca Fat’ is now: Fatio Orcalus

‘Donkey Punch’ is now: Rebeccus Favoritus

You get the idea. Phrases normally reserved for private conversations between 2+ consenting adults (or rascally tweens) can now be used safely in public settings where some sensitive (read Christianus) ears may be present. And yes, it is no coincidence that the latin translation of Christian and Republican has “anus” in them (good eye, Ian!). GO LATIN!